NFL Pants Party: NFC North

We do the riverdance, a manly dance, through the NFC North, land of paternity suits, custody issues, nude assistant coaches, Brett Favre and, of course, sex boats.
• Robert Weintraub, : Minnesota, Chicago, Green Bay, Detroit. • Peter King, : Detroit, Chicago, Minnesota, Green Bay. • Paul Zimmerman, : Chicago, Detroit, Minnesota, Green Bay. • Bill Simmons, ESPN: Chicago, Minnesota, Detroit, Green Bay. • Aaron Schatz, : Chicago, Minnesota, Detroit, Green Bay. • AJ Daulerio, Deadspin Cultural Oddsmaker: Minnesota, Chicago, Detroit, Green Bay. • Matt Pitzer, : Detroit, Chicago, Minnesota, Green Bay. • Michael David Smith, : Chicago, Minnesota, Detroit, Green Bay. • Deadspin: Chicago, Minnesota, Green Bay, Detroit. This has to be the worst division in football. Ugh.
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