Beef! We've got a fresh beef on our hands! Gather 'round to learn all about the new beef!
OK, so this all started when Snoop Lion, an old rapper who keeps changing his name and hasn't released any good music in over a decade, took to his Instagram account to slag Iggy Azalea, an immensely popular Australian lady-rapper who tries really hard to sound like a black lady when she's rapping. Snoop had some pretty fucked up things to say:
The caption on this one is: "One more. Iggy. Suckn dick. Like the punk bitch she is now post some more shit hoe !! I'm jus Getn started on ya fake wanna b black bitch #wrongnigga2fucwit n yo nigga Betta not say shit." OK....
And this one said: "Iggy was a man So says Todd. Hahahahahahah goodnight bitch !! Kangaroo yo pink punk ass bac to the land down unda !!"
You get the idea. Snoop does not like Iggy Azalea, and he really, really wants everyone to know it. As you might imagine, Iggy Azalea was pretty sad about all this:
Well, that response is a little too measured and calm to constitute true participation in a rap beef. Perhaps Iggy's boyfriend, Lakers shooting guard Nick Young, AKA "Swaggy P," AKA "Young Toboggan," AKA "Wait What," AKA "If At First You Don't Succeed," AKA "Truth Or D.A.R.E.," AKA "The Actual Devil," can help heat things back up:
All right! Now we got a real beef on our hands.