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Sports rules are often talked about as if they are immutable law handed down from God. Fans wave their hands wishing there was something—anything good Lord!—somebody could do. But they are rules written by humans, and we have at our disposal erasers and pencils.

Soccer’s governing bodies have the power to take actions and clear some things up. Analysts can’t enjoy discussing referee decisions week in and week out rather than the key moments or goals, and fans, too, must be stressed about the possibility of their team losing over an arbitrary decision. It can’t be good for the brand, can it? Debate and disagreement can be productive, but nobody likes to focus on the officiating. MLS and US Soccer have always been at the forefront of implementing new ideas to improve officiating, to their credit. It’s a bit of a radical idea—the United States generally doesn’t lead in anything when it comes to soccer—but who better in the world to take the lead?

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Let’s write laws with specific instruction. “If a player slides to challenge the ball and he exposes his studs, it’s a yellow card regardless of whether he wins the ball; if he doesn’t win the ball and connects with the opponent it’s a red card; if he exposes the stud above the ankle it’s an automatic yellow card regardless of intent; if he exposes the stud above the knee it’s an automatic red card,” etc. Players should never ask, or rather, have to ask: how can you give a yellow/red for that? The referee should be able simply reply did you do X and Y? Then it is what it is.

I merely use studs up challenges as an example because it seems to happen the most. We need these detailed orders for handballs, two-footed challenges, kicking through a bouncing ball, and accidental elbows on headers. The most basic of all these is changing the handball rule. Enough with intent or unnatural position; wouldn’t it be easier to just say that if it gives you an advantage, it’s a handball? What the hell are we doing waiting on this?

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I’m not sure why referees aren’t leading the charge on this clarification from their bosses given their the ones that take the brunt of the abuse, though perhaps they are doing so behind closed doors. But some referees do seem to enjoy being a part of the conversation, and every time I see a referee puff out his chest and stick his hand into the air as he gives a card like he just won an arm wrestling fight a little part of me dies. Bro, nobody came to watch you. Referees are at their best when they aren’t noticed, and there shouldn’t be a natural friction, even before the game starts, between referees and players.

Referees have a tough—and though it pains me to say, vital—job. It’s made harder, unnecessarily, because governing bodies adopt ambiguous rules. They can’t be asked to watch things happening in a split second, and then have to adjudicate based upon ambiguous rules. Players have too much on the line—paychecks, livelihood, dreams—for the results to be left to one man’s whim.

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Bobby Warshaw graduated from Stanford University with a degree in political science, and then was drafted in the 1st round (17th overall) by FC Dallas in 2011. Bobby currently plays for the Harrisburg City Islanders, and sometimes contributes stories to his hometown newspaper, the Patriot-News, in Mechanicsburg, PA. You can follow him on Twitter, @bwarshaw14.