Persian Awakening In Perry Hall: Uptight Mullahs Forced To Reverse Decision On Soccer Team's Bernie Dance
Yesterday, we brought you news that the Grand Ayatollah of Perry High School in Maryland had cancelled the boys varsity soccer season after players did the Bernie on the field. The dance was deemed "unacceptable" by the Grand Ayatollah, who also goes by the name Principal George Roberts.
Students organized a Facebook protest and took to the streets in protest yesterday and today. No word yet if an effigy of Roberts was burned. We do know, however, that Roberts plans to reverse his decision, according to the local Patch site. The Grand Ayatollah called a press conference in the Perry Hall gym to announce his "final decision." Let us pray it has nothing to do with nuclear power.
[UPDATE: The Grand Ayatollah has come to his senses.]
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