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Playoff Spots Are On the Line, Nobody Told Washington

The Redskins are getting crushed, the Falcons are dominating the Bucs, and JP Losman engineered an real touchdown drive and everything.

Oh dear god, what the hell is going on in Cincinnati? The Redskins are in a musti-win situation and they spotted the league's second worst team a cool 17 point lead. Once Chris Cooley fumbled on the team's first possession the team pretty much caved in on itself for a while. Finally Santana Moss was inserted at punt returner, and he promptly set up the Redskins with great field position. Moss finished what he started with a touchdown catch to bring them back within ten. Moss was promptly issued a 15 yard flag for shining his shoes with his NFL sanctioned towel. Oh and then Suisham kicked the ball out of bounds. Fuck me.


Atlanta understands the situation. The Falcons have a 10-0 lead over Tampa Bay in their effort to pull even with their division rivals in the standings. Sorry to those who received some poor "bench Michael Turner" advice over at the KSK fantasy football/sex advice mailbag. He's already tallied over 40 yards on the ground with a touchdown.

Back come the Bills. The New York Jets got off to a quick start against Buffalo, but the Bills have come charging back to take a 17-14 lead. JP Losman has accounted for two touchdowns, both in the air and on the ground while his opposing quarterback has one touchdown and one interception, as is his wont.

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