The Cowboys are taking on the Jaguars in London today, and according to NFL.com's Ian Rapoport, 20 Cowboys players partied a little too hard on Friday night:
I'm sure players miss curfew all the time, but 20 at once seems like a lot. What's going on here, Cowb—
Ahhh. Well, that clears everything up. Carry on, every—
Huh. So, this means that Ol' Double J was out with the players on Friday and is trying to cover for them, right?