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Sexy White Sox Bathroom Sex Horror Story Brought To Life Through Magic Of CGI

The story of Dr. Paul Nemeth inadvertently bringing his 6 year-old son to a live sex show at a White Sox game was the stuff of speculation. It left many questions unanswered, like "Did anyone throw their pants Mean Joe Green style?"

Now, thanks to Taiwanese CGI, all your questions can be answered. You too can experience the pain and humiliation of giving the "Birds And The Bees" talk to your child several years sooner than you expected. [Adult Swim News]

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