She Just Wanted It to Snow

Perhaps this young Sooner is just feeling a little extra emotion in the weeks leading up to the national championship. All we know is that she's sorry, and she'll totally sweep the floor.

Now does this have anything to do with sports? Of course not, but fortunately there is strong precedent for this sort of thing at Deadspin. So in the tradition of Mike Cooper I bring you the as-of-yet unnamed Oklahoma girl who set off the fire alarm in the middle of the night (during finals week) by "making it snow." As we learned from Pacman, it never ends well when one tries to replicate precipitation of any kind via artificial means.