Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
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The good news, Pittsburgh fans, is that you've won your opener 28-17 over the Miami Dolphins, behind three touchdown passes from Charlie Batch (!!!???) and an interception return for a touchdown from Joey Porter, who celebrated by setting the goalposts on fire and then eating them.

The bad news: As we learned from Nick Saban, if it comes up at all this year, coach Bill Cowher will apparently be unable to use a challenge ... to see whether or not he used a challenge.

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We love it when the NFL gets all meta.

Steelers 28, Dolphins 17 [NFL.com] (Photo by Getty Images)

(By the way ... that really was Pink, wasn't it? Right? Heavens: Keep that thing away from Costas.)

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