Sunday Scaries: After going 4-0 last week, here are my Week 3 bets you should avoid

Eleven-and-a-half points. Yikes.

You and I know Adam Gase’s Jets are bad, perhaps early contenders for the No. 1 pick in 2021. But never underestimate the inconsistency of a Philip Rivers-led team. After losing their Week 1 matchup to the Jaguars, Frank Reich’s Colts took apart the Vikings’ lead by one of the NFL’s highest paid QBs (and the 2020 version of Ivan Drago).

But Kirk Cousins won’t be the issue for the Colts this week, who face a depleted Jets roster. New York won’t have RB Le’Veon Bell in the backfield for the second week in a row as he nurses a hamstring injury, and two starting receivers are out for today’s game. Indy to win is a pick that scares no one. But, do you want to lay your cash on the 1-1 Colts to cover the largest spread of the NFL season so far?

Have you ever been so unsure of a choice that you just point and pray you’ve made the right decision? If you bet this game, that’s how you’ll feel.

How can you trust either one of these teams? The Bears (barely) beat … the Lions and Giants. Chicago, with Mitch Trubisky under center, may be undefeated, but they don’t look like a 2-0 team.

On the other side of the ball, we have the Falcons. They stink. Atlanta and QB Matt Ryan started their game up 20-0 against the Cowboys, then blew a 29-10 lead at halftime. And we know what happened, a 40-39 loss. I actually bet that game last week… should’ve stuck with the Week 2 scaries picks.

Anyway, do you really know who has an edge in this one? And if you live outside Chicago or Atlanta, do you really care? Stay away.

This is a very ugly game on paper and it probably will be ugly on the field, too. The Eagles are 0-2 for the season and 0-2 against the spread. They’ve lost to Washington and the Rams. Can it get any worse for the preseason divisional favorites? Maybe. But Cincinnati is also 0-2 with a rebuilding roster and a rookie quarterback in Joe Burrow. Burrow looks good, but his play alone has not been enough to take Cincinnati to a 2-0 record.

This could be a defining week for Philly and QB Carson Wentz, who looks lost. Can the Eagles salvage their season with a win against a weak team? Or will they fall into the 0-3 black hole.

I wouldn’t be confident in either pick here.

This is a tough game to gauge. It should be a fun watch, but I’d be wary of betting it. Pittsburgh does not look as good as their undefeated record and Bill O’Brien’s Texans don’t feel like an 0-2 team.

Mike Tomlin’s and his Steelers almost gave their game away to the injury-riddled Broncos last week. And the Texans have faced arguably the two best teams in the league so far — Kansas City and Baltimore. We’ll get a better sense of who these teams really are next month. For now, don’t lock this one in.

I don’t like these games and I will probably not have another undefeated week. But if you really can’t resist betting, here’s who I like:

• The Jets suck. Colts to cover and then some.
• I just don’t see the Falcons going 0-3. Forget last week. Atlanta is simply a better team than the Bears. Take the Dirty Birds to cover.
• I like the Bengals to cover. They’ve been within a touchdown margin in their first two games. Expect another close one here. I wouldn’t be surprised by a Bengals upset.
• Texans get their first win this week in a fanless Heinz Field.