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What It’s Like To Be Protested
I couldn’t hear what they were saying. I was standing on the steps of Oviatt Library at Cal State Northridge, giving a speech to all the incoming freshmen as part of the university’s formal convocation. (Quick acknowledgment: Yes, this actually happened, so you are now free to dump on me for being a...

Steve Francis Needs A Company To Ship One Of His Boats
Attention: Steve Francis, former star point guard for the University of Maryland and the Houston Rockets and not-star point guard for the New York Knicks, needs one of his boats moved from Sarasota, Fla. to “the Harbor.” (Presumably, if you’re the sort of person who can get a boat moved out of Saras...

Deadspin Up All Night: You Ain't Alone
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Deadspin Up All Night: That's The Sound When MC's Get Mopped
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Deadspin Up All Night: You's A Have Not
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The Best Places To Urinate Outside, Ranked
Before we get deep into the bowels of the Funbag, one quick note: I’m out next week on Spring Break with my kids. This will not be like your Spring Break. Your Spring Break will be in Lake Havasu surrounded by fruity drinks and horny twentysomethings. I, on the other hand, will be stuck in Virginia ...

Deadspin Up All Night: Just Spread
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<i>The Portable Veblen </i>Mixes Uneasy Marital Comedy With Psychic Squirrels, As One Does
Thorstein Veblen was a Norwegian-American writer and economist famous for decrying conspicuous consumption, getting run out of teaching jobs at Stanford and the University of Chicago in the early 1900s, and cataloging the psychological trauma of capitalism. All of which makes him a rather strange na...

Deadspin Up All Night: Another Dead Don't Cry
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Deadspin Up All Night: Strangeness Is Relieving
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Deadspin Up All Night: Yeah!
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We're The Staff Of Deadspin, Let's Chat.
We are all just pretending to work while watching March Madness on a second screen, so let’s chat!...

Deadspin Up All Night: Sometimes Older Music Is The Best
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Deadspin Up All Night: No One Can Live Without It
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Marco Rubio Will Have To Find Another Bed To Shit
Marco Rubio may very well be the emptiest suit to have campaigned for national office in my lifetime. He makes Paul Ryan look like Benjamin Disraeli....

Deadspin Up All Night: You Go To New Places
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Deadspin Up All Night: That's My Type Of Party
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Angry Soccer Man Tries To Assault Referee, Fails Miserably
Oh man, I love literally every second of this video. The two teams’—Castel San Niccolò and Fortis Arezzo, of Italy’s ninth division—comically retro kits. The mud swamp they’re playing in. Our leading man’s exasperated response to receiving a red card, then his hilarious and awkward and elaborate lit...

Deadspin Up All Night: You And Your Friends Should Leave
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