Steve Francis Needs A Company To Ship One Of His Boats

Attention: Steve Francis, former star point guard for the University of Maryland and the Houston Rockets and not-star point guard for the New York Knicks, needs one of his boats moved from Sarasota, Fla. to “the Harbor.” (Presumably, if you’re the sort of person who can get a boat moved out of Sarasota, you know which one he means.) If you can help him out, call his office and leave a message.

The main thing here is probably that in all, everyone should be happy Steve Francis has a boat.