SoccerSoccerChristian Pulisic Capped Off His Dortmund Tenure With A Spicy Solo GoalPatrick Redford5/06/19 3:29PM
Christian Pulisic Finally Played And Scored The Type Of Goal That Made Him Worth $73 MillionLuis Paez-Pumar2/05/19 6:01PM
SoccerSoccerHot Damn, Chelsea Just Bought Christian Pulisic For A Shit-Ton Of MoneyBilly Haisley1/02/19 9:02AM
SoccerSoccerBorussia Dortmund Defender Manuel Akanji Is The King Of Quick MathsBilly Haisley11/13/18 2:17PM
SoccerSoccerMaybe Paco Alcácer Sold His Soul To The Devil For The Power To Score Whenever He WantsBilly Haisley10/15/18 6:42PM
SoccerSoccerWonderteen Christian Pulisic, Who Is Now A Wonderman, Scores Winner On 20th BirthdayLauren Theisen9/18/18 5:13PM
SoccerSoccerThree-Team Standoff Hopefully Will Not End With Arsenal's Dick Getting Shot OffBilly Haisley1/30/18 6:16PM
SoccerSoccerManchester United Need To Stay The Fuck Away From Our WonderteenBilly Haisley1/11/18 1:56PM
SoccerSoccerAmerica's Wonderteen Delivers 89th-Minute Match-Winner For DortmundTimothy Burke12/16/17 2:24PM
SoccerSoccerCristiano Ronaldo May Be Butt In La Liga, But He's Still Good In The Champions LeagueBilly Haisley12/06/17 4:44PM
SoccerSoccerIn Ousmane Dembélé, Barcelona Have Found A New Heir For Lionel MessiBilly Haisley8/25/17 3:43PM
SoccerSoccerChristian Pulisic Kicks Off The Bundesliga Season Like A SuperstarPatrick Redford8/19/17 12:46PM
SoccerSoccerHow Barcelona's Scramble To Replace Neymar Might Send Christian Pulisic To The StarsPatrick Redford8/18/17 3:32PM
SoccerSoccerChristian Pulisic Starts His Season Off By Embarrassing Bayern MunichPatrick Redford8/05/17 4:51PM
SoccerSoccerGo Ahead And Enjoy Christian Pulisic Tearing Shit Up In A Meaningless GameBilly Haisley7/18/17 1:54PM
