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Chris Cooley Has A Whole Bunch Of Thoughts On RGIII
Four years ago today, Washington agreed to send three first-round picks and a second-rounder to St. Louis for the right to move up to draft Robert Griffin III. Today, Griffin is a free agent, and the man the Skins selected on the third day of that draft is their QB and set to make $20 million....
Dan Snyder's Stooge Has Spotted A Symbol of Organizational Dysfunction
Here's a surprise: Craven Dan Snyder hand-puppet Chris Cooley took a break from manning the office of Exalted White Ex-Player at D.C.'s Snyder-owned ESPN radio affiliate to go in, for the umpteenth time, on former teammate Robert Griffin III, to Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post yesterday....
Chris Cooley Says Albert Haynesworth Was Trying To Get Released
Remember when Albert Haynesworth signed that massive contract with the Washington Redskins, and then spent a season playing so poorly that people actually wondered if he was trying to get released? As it turns out, he was!...
This Week's Signs Of The Apocalypse
For nearly two decades, Sports Illustrated has stirred the tea leaves to discern a weekly Sign of the Apocalypse. Deadspin salutes the magazine's ongoing effort to cover the end of times but declines to cede the scoop on the biggest event in world history....
Chris Cooley Wanted Beer In His New Contract With The Redskins
After learning that Fred Davis's season was over with a torn Achilles tendon, the Redskins called up Chris Cooley, fan favorite and Washington's tight end from 2004 to 2011. While negotiating a contract, Cooley had an interesting, hop-filled request that Washington unfortunately didn't fulfill....
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Mon Jun 17 2013
Someone Drew A Dong On Chris Cooley's Finger Cast

Someone Drew A Dong On Chris Cooley's Finger Cast

Mon Jun 17 2013
Chris Cooley Loves To See Tony Romo Fail

Chris Cooley Loves To See Tony Romo Fail

Mon Jun 17 2013
Whoever Broke Into Chris Cooley's Art Gallery Did Not Care Much For The Art

Whoever Broke Into Chris Cooley's Art Gallery Did Not Care Much For The Art

Mon Jun 17 2013
Redskins TE Chris Cooley Discusses Why He'd Want To Punish Snooki

Redskins TE Chris Cooley Discusses Why He'd Want To Punish Snooki

Fri Mar 08 2019
What It Feels Like To Get A Concussion

What It Feels Like To Get A Concussion

Mon Jun 17 2013
Donovan McNabb Has A Small Child In His Locker

Donovan McNabb Has A Small Child In His Locker

Mon Jun 17 2013
Chris Cooley, Chugging Condiments

Chris Cooley, Chugging Condiments

Mon Jun 17 2013
Listen In As Chris Cooley Gets Pulled Over While On The Phone With Radio Show

Listen In As Chris Cooley Gets Pulled Over While On The Phone With Radio Show

Mon Jun 17 2013
Athlete Dong: <em>Omnium-Gatherum</em> And Critical Analysis

Athlete Dong: <em>Omnium-Gatherum</em> And Critical Analysis

Mon Jun 17 2013
The Top 10 Most Visited Deadspin Stories Of The Deadspin Decade

The Top 10 Most Visited Deadspin Stories Of The Deadspin Decade

Mon Jun 17 2013
Chris Cooley Opens Up About Jim Zorn And Other Things

Chris Cooley Opens Up About Jim Zorn And Other Things

Mon Jun 17 2013
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