Redskins TE Chris Cooley Discusses Why He'd Want To Punish Snooki
The 2011 Washington Auto Show played the fame card in booking Redskins tight end Chris Cooley and Seaside Heights low center of gravity Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi to appear. This CSNWashington video indicates that the encounter lasted mere seconds.
It also seems as if Snooki didn't give Cooley the time of day, but for the camera. This probably explains how a reporter got Cooley to reflect upon about how easy it would've been to throw her off the stage.
The prospect of controlled violence against some 4'9" gnomette ceases to matter one iota, however, when you realize the Saturday celebrity schedule includes a two-hour appearance by Gheorghe Muresan, who probably dreams of punishing Snooki in ways unimaginable to humans.
Chris Cooley meets Snooki from MTV's Jersey Shore [CSNWashington]
The 2011 Washington Auto Show [WashingtonAutoShow]
Gheorghe Muresan [IMDb]
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