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Sorry, Cuz
• Ron Mexico's cousin apologizes for all the trouble. [Daily Press] • MLS fans are better soccer fans than you think they are. [Guardian UK] • Pat Burrell kills the Mets, and no one else. [Gowanus Baseball] • Seriously, what the heck is the problem with Mike Brown? [Winning The Turnover Battle] • At...
Heads Up!
• Rob Lowe hates Iowa and its goddamned birds. [Randball] • This guy is not the best principal; he's definitely not your pal. [NBC6] • Mark Cuban has lots of opinions. [Freaknomics Blog] • This man is rather boastful of his Tecmo Bowl skills. [Tecmo Bowl] • Perhaps everyone should settle a bit about...
To Watch Tonight
What you'll watch once you get to The Winchester ... • College softball: World Series, championship series, Game 3, Tennessee vs. Arizona, at Oklahoma City. One run to rule them all. [ESPN2] • MLB: Philadelphia at New York Mets. Danny DeVito, NOOO! [ESPN] • NHL: Stanley Cup Finals, Ottawa at Anaheim...
Blowing Up In Charlotte
• Goodbye to The Hive. [The Jaunt] • Of all the things to fight over in a divorce, why Braves tickets? [Atlanta Journal-Constitution] • The Nationals have a lot of nerve raising those ticket prices. [My Brain Says Rage] • Using betting lines to find the best team in the National League. [Vegas Watch...
The Comeback Guy Comes Back
• Welcome back, Josh Hamilton. [Red Reporter] • You know, a flag football team made up of suspended players would be rather imposing. [The Sports Oasis] • Why it's important to remember defense when you make baseball trades. [Sportszilla] • Bill Laimbeer coaches some crackheads. [New York Times] • S...
Gotta Support The Team
• Oregon State coaches are just handing out kidneys. [Every Day Should Be Saturday] • More people trying to figure out Drew Gooden's hair. [Styledash] • Which sportswriters are overrated, and which are underrated? [Doberman Demeanor] • Who will hold out after the MLB draft? [I Want To Be A Sports Ag...
Hooray For American Soccer!
• Pretty bad-ass performance by our soccer team yesterday. [That's On Point] • Last night's Daniel Gibson breakout was not a surprise. [Breaking the Press] • Get some of those Goodyear Tires with the aqua channel things, and race, pussies. [TSN] • Duck defenseman Chris Pronger is suspended for Game ...
Travel Tips From An ESPN Producer
• A freelance producer who did work for ESPN shouldn't have taken that lighter on the plane. Or the drugs. Or the child porn. [KUTV Video Library] • Bobby Martin, who played high school football despite his lack of legs, is aiming to make the Arena or Canadian Football league. [Gelf Magazine] • Migh...
Mike And Mike Weren't So Bad, Actually
• Your complete Spelling Bee roundup. [Daily Sports Haiku] • About the other guy in the Armando Benitez trade. [Say Hey] • Do not steal the parking boot. [Loser With Socks] • Sidney Crosby, Penguins captain. [PopJocks] • Roy Jones Jr. likes his cocks to fight. [Steroid Nation]...
A Young Beckham, We Guess
• David Beckham's passport photo. [The Big Lead] • Ozzie Guillen, ready for his own firing again. [Foul Balls] • Are Cubs fans giving up? [Wrigleyville23] • Doesn't it seem like there should be more "Ian"s in baseball? Yeah, us neither. [The Feed]...
Tank Likes The Jerky
• Strange: Tank Johnson doesn't eat all that healthy. [Foul Balls] • The guy who homered of Roger Clemens in a minor league talks about how awesome it was. [Bugs And Cranks] • Look, the NFLPA remembered it is supposed to represent players. [The Tennessean] • Jason Giambi is a disingenuous fellow. [E...
Of Hogs And Men
Shooting a giant wild hog: Is it sport, or murder? We figured that it would only be a matter of hours before our young hog hunter, Jamison Stone, began receiving hate mail. We just didn't know the letters would be so entertaining....
Trying To Nail Down That Last Slam
• Federer wins in first round at French Open. [SI.com] • A horrifying mug mashup. [Loser With Socks] • Really, is Gary Sheffield that much help? [ESPN] • Looking at all the Yankees-Red Sox standings. [YanksFan/SoxFan] • A poem about Derek Jeter's game-ending flyout Sunday. [UmpBump] • Yeah, about th...
Roll On, Big Cheese, Roll On
If it somehow slipped your mind that Monday was the annual Gloucestershire Cheese Roll, don't worry; we're on the story. In the interests of full disclosure, though, we have to tell you that the video above is from last year's event. For this year's results, go here. So much to love in the video, ho...
We Miss You, Bo
• A fantastic article on Bo Jackson, courtesy of PeteJayhawk. [KansasCity.com] • This will make UCLA fans proud. I think the jackhammer is a metaphor for something. [Bruins Nation] • I will not apologize for enjoying watching Maria Sharapova curse. [YouTube] • Some issues facing the UFC. [100% Injur...
Some Advice, AJ Nicholson: Kick Someone's Ass, Or Become Someone's Bitch
• Mr. Nicholson is going behind bars. [ESPN] • A plea for the Duke lacrosse team to show some self-respect. [Nation of Islam Sportsblog] • A Tennessee state trooper besmirches the good name of Randy Moss. [WEWS Cleveland] • Rashard Lewis, welcome to free agency. [SI] • Honoring the NBA's First Team ...
Take A Break, Elijah
• Elijah Dukes is gonna sit for a while. [Rays Index] • Greg Oden likes the jorts. [The Fan's Attic] • Who would win this sumo fight? [Home Run Derby] • Man, high school sports are corrupt too? Now we've seen everything. [The Sports Oasis] • Does LeBron James love genocide? [Think Progress] • John K...
Quack, Baby ... Quack
• It's a happy time in Duck land. [Ducks Blog] • Remembering the great Kevin Mitchell. [Say Hey] • Yeah, it really wouldn't have been fair if the Bulls would have gotten Durant or Oden. [Ron Karkovice Fan Club] • Looking back at the life of the great, late Doug Pappas. [Baseball Prospectus] • Look w...
Those Two Probably Deserve Each Other
• Roger Clemens is gonna ride around on the Madden Cruiser. [FanNation] • Rockies fans clearly slipped a gear over the weekend. [Bad Altitude] • The Eagles remember how good Donovan McNabb is, right? [Five Tool Tool] • More lady love for Papelbon. [Babes Love Baseball]...
Oden, Durant Just About To Be Decided
• Looking toward tomorrow's NBA draft lottery. [CNBC] • The Champions League final is Wednesday. [Shades Of Red] • Danny Almonte, chillin' in pro ball. [Joe Sports Fan] • Peter Angelos is even more evil than you thought. [The Fingerman] • Carlos Zambrano, still hiding that injury. [Goat Riders Of Th...