Travel Tips From An ESPN Producer

• A freelance producer who did work for ESPN shouldn't have taken that lighter on the plane. Or the drugs. Or the child porn. [ KUTV Video Library] • Bobby Martin, who played high school football despite his lack of legs, is aiming to make the Arena or Canadian Football league. [ Gelf Magazine] • Mighty Ducks Fan Fiction. Hoo boy. [ Armchair GM] • Why the proposed new UFL football league will fail. [ SBS] • Antonio Tarver's "I was drugged" excuse. It's a popular one these days. [ The Blog of Hilarity] • A request for information on Diamondbacks outfielder Chris B. Young. [ The Extrapolater] • The Ladies... would like to assist you in stuffing the box. [ Ladies...] • The Pittsburgh Pirates will represent Major League Baseball in China. Fantastic. [ The Feed]