There Is Such A Thing As Too Much Sports Cream

• Apparently you have to be careful with your Ben Gay. [ ESPN] • ESPN really loves themselves some Patriots. [ The Big Lead] • More fun with Julian Tavarez. [ The Smittblog] • The umpires in baseball might be out of control again. [ Out Of Right Field] • Well, somebody's into the MLS, anyway. [ Information Leaf Blower] • That case ESPN featured a while back has some new developments. [ Fox News]

Oh, and on August 31, Miami is hosting its own Deadspin Pants Party at the Marlins-Phillies game. There's no reason Deadspin readers shouldn't make up half the attendance.