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Portuguese Soccer Officials And Juventus Offer Dumbass Thoughts On Cristiano Ronaldo Rape Allegations

10/04/18 4:29PM

Edinson Cavani Leads The Shithouse Kings Of Uruguay To Victory Over Portugal

Iranian Goalie Who Exposed Ronaldo As A Fraud Went From Being A Homeless Runaway To The World Freaking Cup

World Cup Referee Swears He Didn't Ask Ronaldo For His Shirt

Cristiano Ronaldo's New Goal Celebration Makes Him Look Like A Big Dweeb

Here It Is, The World Cup's Greatest And Most Shameless Dive

Patrick Redford

6/20/18 11:52AM

Cristiano Ronaldo Caps Incredible Game With Incredible Hat-Trick Free-Kick Goal

Ugly Boner Gifts Ronaldo His Second Goal Of The World Cup

Cristiano Ronaldo Beats Lionel Messi (At Tax Evasion)

6/15/18 10:58AM

Cristiano Ronaldo And The People He Shares His Country With Will Not Win The World Cup

Portugal Forward Jéssica Silva Is The Queen Of Filthy Nutmegs

4/12/18 12:14PM

The Guy Who Made That Hideous Ronaldo Bust Made A Better One

3/29/18 10:07AM

Four Idiots On The Field Invade Portugal Match; One Tries To Kiss Cristiano Ronaldo

I Hope To Be Like This Surfer And Survive Life's Batterings

The USMNT's Newest Teen Sensation Provides Hope, Teammate Snatches It Away

11/14/17 5:19PM

The Best Soccer Story Is This Portuguese Team Accusing A Rival Of Hiring Witch Doctor

6/29/17 10:56AM

Portugal's Horrendous Penalty Shootout Performance Sends Chile To Confed Cup Final

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Cristiano Ronaldo Gave A Truly Moving Speech After Winning Euro 2016

11/18/16 4:49PM

First Take Has Nothing On These Portuguese Soccer Pundits

10/20/16 5:58PM

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