I've reached my tipping point with Jerry Seinfeld. It happened today, with this endless New York…

Christmas is four days away. I know this because my kids have been counting down the days since, I dunno, LAST goddamn…

I don't know who invented the phrase "Turn in your man card," but whoever it is should be taken out in the street and…

The coming return of the NFL means it's time for yet another season of ESPN columnist and Christian Mr. Spock Greggggg…

The night before I got married, my parents hosted a rehearsal dinner at a restaurant in DC. They rented out one of the…

If you missed last night's schaudenfreudegasm with LeBron and the Heat getting lane-raped by J.J. Barea for 48…

We've all had a good laugh about Anthony Weiner using his Twitter account to show the world that white Congressmen can…

Grantland Rice was everything his namesake website should aspire not to be. He was a pandering mythmaker who wrote…

Last night, the Miami Heat ended the Eastern Conference Finals with a 19-4 run in under four minutes to beat the…

Memorial Day weekend is coming to mark the start of summer, and once again I find myself confronted with assholes all…

Yesterday I had to go to a Verizon Wireless store to get the numbers from my old phone transferred over to a phone I…