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What to watch while taking a break from teaching the cat to catch a Frisbee ... • Boxing: Featherweights, Robert Guerrero vs. Gamaliel Diaz; welterweights, Paul Williams vs. Alfonso Sanchez. As a rule we don't believe that violence is the answer, unless the question is "Who took the remote?" [Showti...
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• College Football: MAC championship game, Akron vs. Northern Illinois. Because you are either a Zip, or a Husky. There is no middle ground. [ESPN] • College Basketball: Nevada at Kansas. Sorry Jayhawks; led by Marcellus Kemp, the No. 20 Wolf Pack are favored in this one. [ESPN2] • NBA: San Antonio ...
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What to watch with binoculars through your neighbors' window when your power goes out ... • College Basketball: Georgia Tech at Michigan State, Duke at Indiana. [ESPN]; Minnesota at Maryland, N.C. State at Iowa. [ESPN2]. Big Ten/ACC Challenge. The challenge is, can you watch all four games? A true f...
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What to watch as a dingo steals your baby ... • College Basketball: Wisconsin at Wake Forest; Illinois at North Carolina. Hmm, Illinois vs. North Carolina. That sounds familiar. [ESPN] • College Basketball: Purdue at Florida State; Miami (Fla.) at Michigan. It's Daniel Horton and Dion Harris time! [...
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What to watch as mischievous otters play with your car keys just off shore ... • College Basketball: Virginia Tech at Ohio State. Markus Sailes and the Hokies vs. the greatest team with a coach named Thad. [ESPN2] • Monday Night Football: Pittsburgh at Indianapolis. Through some kind of blind luck, ...
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What to watch after rolling Uncle Larry out onto the back lawn to sleep it off ... • College Football: Nebraska at Colorado [ABC], Wisconsin at Hawaii [ESPN2]. Because nothing says Traditional Thanksgiving Weekend like football from Hawaii. • College Basketball: NIT Season Tip-Off, third place game,...
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What to watch as you take you slide the turkey into the oven (not a euphemism) ... • College Basketball: NIT Season Tip-Off, semifinals, Duke vs. Drexel; UCLA vs. Memphis, at New York. We know it's early, but could someone play a little defense to keep us interested? [ESPN2] • NBA: Phoenix Suns at H...
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What to watch as somewhere, another talking baby movie is being contemplated ... • College Basketball: Maui Invitational, semifinals, at Lahaina, Hawaii. UConn vs. Arizona. Death struggle with Hawaiian shirts. [ESPN] • College Football: Toledo at Bowling Green. A tempting matchup, but unfortunately ...
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What to watch as the dog takes itself for a walk ... • College Basketball: Guardians Classic, semifinals, West Virginia vs. Texas, Kentucky vs. Iowa. You just know Steve Alford could step onto the court and hit from the outside at a higher percentage than any of his players. [ESPN2] • College Basket...
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What to watch as even you start to believe your own bullshit ... • Boxing: Super middleweights, Chad Dawson vs. Ian Gardner; junior welterweights, Benjamin Flores vs. Daniel Jimenez, at New Haven, Conn. We're confused — prior to this we've never actually had a reason to watch Showtime. [Showtime] • ...
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What to watch as, outside, clowns continue to pour out of the tiny car ... • College Basketball: 2K Sports College Hoops Classic, semifinal, Wake Forest vs. Florida, at MSG. A foul? He didn't touch him! Come on! [ESPN] • College Basketball: NIT Season Tip-Off, quarterfinals, Memphis at Alabama. It's...
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What to watch while popping greenies ... • College Basketball: NIT Season Tip-Off, quarterfinals, Seton Hall at Duke,/A>. We think we have Pirate Fever — either that or the Bird Flu. [ESPN] • NBA: New York at Los Angeles Lakers. Isn't it funny how Larry Brown and Phil Jackson were once great coaches...
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What to watch as your MP3 player finally takes matters into its own hands and deletes all those Kelly Clarkson songs ... • College Basketball: NIT Season Tip-Off, first round, New Mexico State at UCLA. Janou Rubin begins his sixth season with the Bruins, just one behind John Belushi's record of seve...
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What to watch as your clothes slowly go out of style ... • College Basketball: Preseason NIT, first round, Boston University at Duke. Wave your blue and white tubie things. [ESPN2] • MNF: Dallas at Philadelphia. Right now ABC must be loving that decision to suspend T.O. [ABC] • Islanders at Penguins...
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What to watch while stuck in the bathroom ... • College FB: Rutgers at Louisville. That's Lou-ville. Card-nils. [ESPN2] • PGA: HSBC Champions, third round, at Shanghai. Hope Tiger doesn't run into these guys. [The Golf Channel] • NBA: L.A. Lakers at Philadelphia, Detroit at Portland. Honey, do we ha...
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What to watch as your eight-year-old son and his agent sign a pro soccer contract in the other room ... • College FB: Boise State at Fresno State. What's the over-under, about 100? [ESPN] • PGA: HSBC Champions, first round, at Shanghai. Tiger Woods getting in some great rounds, plus all his shirts a...
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What to watch as The Terminator licks his wounds ... • College FB: West Virginia at Cincinnati. Mortly Ivy will stop the Bearcats cold, we predict. Of course, it's quite possible we don't know what we're talking about. [ESPN2] • NBA: Miami at Indiana, Sacramento at Denver. Overindulging at the pro h...
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What to watch as West Virginia slowly sneaks over and becomes part of regular Virginia ... • College Football: Southern Mississippi at Marshall. Ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, Southern Miss fans might have bigger things on their minds as Golden Eagles tangle with Thundering Herd. [ESPN2] • NHL: Bosto...
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What to watch while Camilla goes bar-hopping with Barbara Bush ... • Monday Night Football: Indianapolis at New England. Time to see if the "60 Minutes Jinx" comes through once again. [ABC] • NHL: Pittsburgh at N.Y. Rangers. Let's rattle some Plexiglas [OLN] • Cricket: India vs. Sri Lanka. You know ...
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What to watch until Terrell Owens gets around to badmouthing you ... • College FB: Toledo at Ohio. Rockets vs. Bobcats in Buckeye Battle. [ESPN2] • NBA: Cleveland at San Antonio; Minnesota at Seattle. That first one may be a preview of the NBA Finals, or not. [ESPN] • Boxing: Junior middleweights, S...