To Watch Tonight

What to watch while stuck in the bathroom ... • College FB: Rutgers at Louisville. That's Lou-ville. Card-nils. [ ESPN2] • PGA: HSBC Champions, third round, at Shanghai. Hope Tiger doesn't run into these guys. [ The Golf Channel] • NBA: L.A. Lakers at Philadelphia, Detroit at Portland. Honey, do we have enough nacho cheese for two games? [ ESPN]