To Watch Tonight

What to watch as, outside, clowns continue to pour out of the tiny car ... • College Basketball: 2K Sports College Hoops Classic, semifinal, Wake Forest vs. Florida, at MSG. A foul? He didn't touch him! Come on! [ ESPN] • College Basketball: NIT Season Tip-Off, quarterfinals, Memphis at Alabama. It's never too early to begin studying for the NCAA Tournament office pool. [ ESPN2] • NBA: Washington at Minnesota, Houston at San Antonio. We think they should add a pre-game segment in which Joan Rivers comments on the players' clothes as they arrive. [ TNT]