The Deadspin Pub: Help Yourself (Because I Sure Can't)

Dashiell BennettDashiell Bennett|published: Sun 11th January, 12:00 2009

By request: Soccer hooligans may commiserate in here. I'm told Chelsea and Manchester United are playing right now, which sounds important, but what do I know?

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