Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.

‚ÄĘNo Kevin Garnett? No problem. The Celtics get a complete team effort, including 23 from Glen Davis, in a 29-point blowout of Miami. Funny, the T-Wolves are still waiting for the "No Garnett" strategy to work.

‚ÄĘCraig Anderson once again played out of his mind, but the Sharks evened the series at two games apiece. The difference the coaching: this game, they made sure to tell Dan Boyle which goal to shoot at.

‚ÄĘOklahoma City misses two game-tying threes in the last seven seconds, and the Lakers escape with a 95-92 win, and a 2-0 series lead. Kobe tops KG in the missed shot competition, 16-14.

‚ÄĘThe Flyers push the Devils to the brink with a 4-1 win, begging the question in Newark: who is less crucial to bring back next season, Ilya Kovalchuk, or Marty Brodeur? Yikes.

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‚ÄĘThe Padres get only one hit ‚ÄĒ and still beat the Giants. Ubaldo Jimenez laughs at Jonathan Sanchez.

‚ÄĘIntroducing 7-Eleven's new beer: Game Day, a "premium lager" that's going for seven bucks for a 12-pack. I guess it beats mixing Everclear into my Slurpee.

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