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The New Air Jordans Look Super Dumb

Today, Nike unveiled its latest iteration of the Air Jordans. Those are the Air Jordan XX8s you see in the photo, and holy hell do they look stupid. Are you supposed to wear them with that weird outer casing zipped up or zipped down? Can you pull the real shoe out of the jacket thing and not have to look like a total dumbass when you wear them? Is this the first pair of shoes to ever come encased in velour sweatsuits? What inspired Nike to make a shoe that looks this dumb?


Oh, yeah, totally. I see it now.


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