Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. This space is now reserved for those scuzz-money entrepreneurs who've unsuccessfully tried to sell us prurient information. This is also where we'll run notable emails we've received from some of our readers. All emails are [sic]'d. Enjoy.
Price offered: $52.84
From: [tony]
SUBJECT: ex nfl qb daughter doing porn
any interest in this story? how much?
Deadspin:
We'll go $10 up per pro bowl the quarterback was in.
Bidding begins at $36.87.
[tony]
are you serious? hes still involved with teams and stuff. it aint dan marino but def. a big enough name. i worked with her and im not gonna blow up her spot like that for crumbs. google me. this is me, mylifeinbrazil.com
(ED.Note: Very NSFW if you feel compelled to go there.)
Deadspin:
Well, it's kind of hard to negotiate about a phantom, you know? So why don't you tell us who it is and we'll go from there.
[tony]
bernie kosar
Deadspin:
$52.84?
No response.
Notable Fanmail
SUBJECT: Dear Grantland
I've written this before, and I'll write it again:
In his welcome column, the world's biggest douche, Bill Simmons, writes:
an decrepit rooftop.
Not only is the article incorrect, using the adjective decrepit to describe a rooftop is a horrible choice and does not work in this context. An area is decrepit; a rooftop is weathered, dingy, dangerous, etc. You'd think some Hollywood asshole who makes $4 million a year writing columns would know that.
But then again, you fucking New York City tight-T-shirt-wearing-and-ironic-facial-hair-having snobs won't post my correction, so fuck you, too.
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