People say we don't offer enough coverage of wrestling, the caveat being that the dearth applies to wrestlers not yet dead. Fair enough.

So, it's a good thing tipster Tom N. is still bringing his camera to jello-wrestling night at The Boot in Shreveport, La. ("Wear Boots or a Cowboy Hat get a FREE SHOT!") He maintains this bout topped the footage from his footage's April 1 debut. Your call.

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