There Are No Winners In Louisiana Jello Wrestling, Only Screams And Suggestive Techniques

People say we don't offer enough coverage of wrestling, the caveat being that the dearth applies to wrestlers not yet dead. Fair enough.

So, it's a good thing tipster Tom N. is still bringing his camera to jello-wrestling night at The Boot in Shreveport, La. (" Wear Boots or a Cowboy Hat get a FREE SHOT!") He maintains this bout topped the footage from his footage's April 1 debut. Your call.

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