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These Guys Obviously Would Make Great Friends

With apologies to J.E. Skeets ...

Bonds: Why am I posing with you again?
Gray: Well, I've been following you around all evening, and Kobe isn't returning my calls.
Bonds: You realize I could fit four of you in this shirt.
Gray: Seriously, have you seen Kobe? Anywhere?
Bonds: Please, get your hand out of my pocket.


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