Some folks outside my apartment were shooting off fireworks around noon today. Why would you waste them like that? I’m not sure, but this is when you should set off fireworks.

  1. 10 p.m.
  2. 11 p.m.
  3. Midnight
  4. 9 p.m.
  5. 8 p.m.
  6. 1 a.m.
  7. 7 p.m.
  8. 6 p.m.
  9. 5 p.m.
  10. 8 a.m.
  11. 9 a.m.
  12. 4 p.m.
  13. 3 p.m.
  14. 10 a.m.
  15. 2 p.m.
  16. 1 p.m.
  17. 11 a.m.
  18. Noon
  19. 7 a.m.
  20. 6 a.m.
  21. 2 a.m.
  22. 5 a.m.
  23. 3 a.m.
  24. Gruesomely losing your fingers in a fireworks accident
  25. 4 a.m.