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Tired Of Horse Racing? Consider Cow Cycling

This comes to us from France's Critérium du Dauphiné, one of this month's warm-ups for the Tour de France. There are a lot of climbs in the course, and, well, these cows saw one that looked like fun and figured they'd join in. Could they beat the horses that ran in the Belmont? Shittier horses? What if they had jockeys? We may never know.

Video via, h/t MaverickisAirborne.


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