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Top Draft Prospect About To Get Paid

Top draft prospect Stephen Strasburg pitched a 17 K, no hitter in his last home game at San Diego State. Expect the Nationals to draft him before getting anally raped by his agent, Scott Boras.

Not only is this kid poised to become the most expensive draft pick in baseball history, he could very well fly through the farm system and be on the major league mound in September.

The biggest concern with Strasburg extends not from his talent, but his demands. His adviser, Scott Boras, already has hinted that the 6-foot-5, 220-pound 20-year-old will want a record-breaking salary — maybe six years and $50 million.


I put the over/under on this kid's mental breakdown at one season.

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