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Team Sky are, as usual, controlling the Tour de France peloton and exerting complete dominance over the race. However, they’ve at least occasionally made asses out of themselves, like a few days ago when a domestique whipped out his dick on live TV, or today, when another forgot to to turn and rode straight into someone’s camp, bringing the yellow jersey with him.


The peloton waited for Froome and Sky because they have a psychological stranglehold over every other contender, but fuck that. If they can’t stay on the road, you are allowed to race you bikes. Stay on the road, jerk!

Staff writer, Deadspin

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