Shortly afterward, White drew a penalty right in front of goal when Becky Sauerbrunn clipped her shooting foot while she was winding up. Referees overturned the initial no-call with a replay review, Steph Houghton stepped up to the spot, and Alyssa Naeher stuffed that shit. Her penalty save was the first-ever non-shootout penalty save in U.S. World Cup history, and it couldn’t have come at a more crucial time.

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Only minutes after Naeher snuffed out England’s best chance for a goal, Millie Bright jumped into Alex Morgan and informally ended England’s push for a second goal by earning herself her second yellow card of the game.

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The victory was not without its flaws, as the U.S. didn’t try to go forward in any serious way after halftime. American hero Megan Rapinoe missed the game with a hamstring issue and Rose Lavelle had to be subbed off with a tweak of her own. Lavelle said she’ll be okay after the game, and thankfully, the U.S. will have an extra day to prepare for whichever team in the Netherlands-Sweden semifinal makes it through to Sunday’s final.

The entire English media is now cordially invited to wring their hands over Alex Morgan’s tea-sipping celebration, and if their team is lucky, perhaps they’ll get the chance to be arrogant in the third-place game. Hopefully they scouted hotels ahead of time!