Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Snyder's dumbass libel suit becomes the Michael Lohan of the litigation world. Today's topic: Fun with Roman numerals.

Fifty one is LI. LI is also shorthand for Long Island (slang for the preferred, "Strong Island"). The first hit on a Google search for "Dan Snyder Long Island" is a Forbes story headlined, "NFL Lockout Could Help Dan Snyder Clean House In Washington." The story's accompanying art is a photograph of Albert Haynesworth's mama Linda. Awesome.

[T]heir waiting list for season tickets has gone from over 100,000 to close to nothing the past five years.

Danny Boy can't like the sound of that. Make him feel worse about himself via this link to the weekly's legal defense fund.