We Are All Dave McKenna LXXIII

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until [Daniel] Snyder's dumbass libel suit gets displaced by a more successful invasive species.

You better believe that come tax time Daniel Snyder and his army of crack accountants have figured out ways for the billionaire to squirm out of as much of the levy as billionaires can in America, which is to say far more proportionally than any of us. But Daniel Snyder can't hide his fancy manse from The Man. He must pay $107,830.99 in property taxes this year. $209.85 of that is a solid waste discharge.

Here's the full assessment:

Discharge of solid waste and shitty lawsuits and help the City Paper with a donation to the weekly's legal defense fund.