We Are All Dave McKenna LXXVIII

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Snyder's dumbass libel suit contracts comes down with a debilitating case of necrotizing fasciitis without access doctors and/or antibiotics.

Today's topic: Sphincter ani externus muscles. Specifically, what are the top three hits in a Google search for "Daniel Snyder asshole"? Bronze: " Dan Snyder is an Asshole." Silver: " Dan Snyder Is A Fucking Asshole." And, with the Gold, from Sept. 2006, " Daniel Snyder: The Stink of Failure:"

My hatred for the Redskins grew when Snyder took the team over. His bloated face and open wallet just screamed "I want to buy myself a Super Bowl!" But it never happened. Not yet anyway, and thank god. Snyder has thrown more money at this losing team and has gotten nothing in return but quick playoff exits and better yet, no playoffs at all.

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