Week In Deadspin: Any Football Going On Sunday?

• Kwame Brown wants his cake, goddammit! • Rick Chandler and hist history with Tom Brady. • Mark McGwire Speaks! (Kind of.) • Saints fans were rather happy last week. • Our Cardinals meet the Prez. • Tom Brady and Gisele. Keep an eye on that guy; he's an up-and-comer. • David Beckham, still everywhere. Even The Game has an opinion. • Take the weekend off, wheels of justice! • We're sorry for scaring you with our poor PhotoShop skills. • No, see, Ron Mexico was just trying out the new Gatorade THC brand. • Ice jumping matters in Norway.

That'll do it for us; Sunday's gonna be big fun, we think. Enjoy The Mighty MJD this weekend. Now, if you'll excuse us, after last night, we need a nap. Se