Whoa, Man, This Pork Tenderloin Really Looks Like A Dong
I mean, I'm basically taking tipster Robert's word for it that that really is a tenderloin and not some kind of super fucked-up sex practice. That is one dong-lookin'-ass tenderloin!
I bet slicing that thing was pretty uncomfortable. Referred pain and phantom extremities and so forth. You carve it with one hand and you cover your junk with the other, just to make sure you didn't accidentally drop it on the cutting board.
Many pork tenderloins look like dongs. It's weird and it makes me feel weird.
Photo via tipster Robert.
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