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Does This Pork Tenderloin Look Like A Dong Or What? (Yes)

Jeez.

Here is the dong tenderloin next to a pen, so that you can see how mighty it is. It's the size of my goddamn forearm!

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Man. Dong tenderloin's pretty intimidating, gotta say.

Photos via my dumb phone.

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