The Golden Mike Award is...not the biggest award out there. They're handed out by the Radio and Television News Association of Southern California, so if you work in Southern California, you probably have one. Keith Olbermann has 16.

So how much would you pay for one, a memento of his Los Angeles radio days? And how much would you pay for a statue that's not the actual award, but a duplicate meant for display in the studios? With tax, it costs $98.78. But with a lifetime of memories of the tickle of Keith's mustache, it could be priceless.

Or "nine dollars," as Keith estimates. Keith sells himself short. Bidding is currently at $41.