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Your 2014 Deadspin HOF Inductees: Tommy Craggs, A Butthole, And Some Other Stuff

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The 2014 Deadspin Hall of Fame class was never inducted, and to remedy that, here they are, two years later. We screwed up. Sorry!

Dan Le Batard’s Hall of Fame Ballot. Final tally: 86.64 percent.

Butthole Eaten At Lions Tailgate. Final tally: 78.75 percent.

Tommy Craggs. Automatic induction.

Clark the Cub. Final tally: 74.19 percent.

Regarding the last inductee: Deadspin editor-in-chief Tim Marchman was furious when he found out that you, the readers, didn’t quite get Clark to the required 75 percent, so the at-the-time Cook County resident claimed that he’d found a box of late-arriving ballots, allowing the pantsless Cubs mascot to get into the Hall of Fame anyway. When reached for comment, Marchman said, “Go to hell.”

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Below, the plaques:

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