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The Chicago Cubs introduced a new mascot named Clark last January. We made fun of him for being a pantsless freak. Then, we gave him a dick and balls. Then, a news station used our photo of Clark with his cock and balls. That was fun.


So, is Clark the Cub a Deadspin Hall of Famer? Vote by 11:59 p.m. ET Sunday, Jan. 11. He needs at least 75 percent of a "Yes" vote to get in.


Other nominees:

Donald Sterling

Shitbarf Guy

Roger Goodell

Going To Temecula

Dan Le Batard's Hall of Fame ballot

Butthole Eaten At Lions Tailgate

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