• By Ben Cohen
    Jul 9, 2009 11:15 AM 10,065
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    Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew

    When Anna Kournikova came to Washington rocking a diamond as big as the Ritz, a freelance photographer congratulated her with a "Mazel Tov!" Kournikova's response: "I am not Jewish. Can't you see my cross?" Oy vey. [Washington Times]


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