Ohio State fumbled mid-way through the first quarter against Cal and before the Golden Bears recovered, two flags were thrown for personal foul and unsportsmanlike conduct. Sifting through the bodies and change of possession, our poor ref had the penalties, numbers and even sides of the field all kinds of fucked up.

The penalties offset so Cal retained possession, only to turn it over on an ill-advised deep ball (off a flea flicker) from true-freshman quarterback Jared Goff.

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