Timofey Mozgov did a fashion spread for Russian Esquire, and it is bewildering. The photos are described as "Basketball Timofey Mozgov (216 cm), who in 2010 played in NBA, tried to try shirt designed for the common man," but that doesn't even begin to do them justice.
I mean, just look at this:
Poor Timofey looks like a sleepy dog that accidentally got a bag full of laundry dumped on him. "Oh shit! Sorry, little buddy, I didn't see you there. You really gotta stop sleeping in my closet."
Be sure to check out the rest of the pictures. They are strange and wonderful.