Jay Cutler returned from a strained hamstring to tough out a close win over the Raiders. Coming off last week’s debacle in Seattle, it’s almost enough to make the average Bears fan thankful for a competent quarterback. Almost. But hey, talk radio would’ve savaged Jesus too. Right, Martellus Bennett?

To be fair, saving us from Jimmy Clausen is right up there with saving us from eternal damnation.

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Bennett, who caught 11 balls for 83 yards and a touchdown in Chicago’s 22-20 win, had his analogy game working overtime: