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Keeper Gets Red Card For Snatching Up, Throwing Out Idiot On The Field

You’d think the ref would have more respect for this fed up keeper who hunts down a pitch invader, grabs him by the back of the shirt, and marches him off the field like a put-upon teacher escorting an unruly student to the principal’s office, but instead of thanks, Mohamed Sokhra only received a red card for his… »8/24/15 5:44pm8/24/15 5:44pm

Reds Fan Runs On Field, Films Selfie Video, Escapes Ballpark

It could have been the perfect crime. Justin Buchanan, 19, dashed onto the field at last night’s Cubs-Reds game (while filming himself the entire way), tried to say hi to Billy Hamilton, tossed his phone onto the grass over the centerfield wall, hopped the fence, clambered up into the seats, and disappeared into the… »7/23/15 9:09am7/23/15 9:09am

Earthquakes Mascot Sacks Idiot On The Field, Gets Shoved By Opponents

San Jose Earthquakes mascot Q is no stranger to fighting with opponents, and (his?) attempt to tackle an Idiot On The Field after tonight’s International Champions Cup match against Club América earned some pushing and shoving from the Liga MX side’s players who didn’t take kindly to his treatment of the hooligan.… »7/15/15 1:27am7/15/15 1:27am

Soccer Player Catches Idiot On The Field With A Flying Kick To The Face

Most sports fans already know that storming the field of play in anger is A) tacky; B) stupid; and C) dangerous. One particular Honduran fan, unconcerned with those realities, took the pitch wearing what looks like a Santa hat and was dealt a swift, acrobatic kick to the face by a player.
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Naked Idiot On The Field Absolutely Flattened By Rugby Player

Of all the sporting events this guy could’ve interrupted by streaking, he chose rugby? The sport that specializes in the body type and love of inflicting pain that the security guys who’d normally hunt down a streaker aspire to emulate? The video is one thing, but the pictures of our newest idiot on the field are even… »4/28/15 12:26pm4/28/15 12:26pm

Goat Wants To Be Club's New Goalkeeper; Mean Greeks Cut Short His Tryout

Look, maybe trying out for the team mid-match shows some bad timing on the goat’s part, but let my man at least try to make a couple saves. His positioning looks impeccable, and forwards are going to think twice before challenging for balls in the air knowing horns like that are aimed at their ribcage.
»12/05/14 3:51pm12/05/14 3:51pm

Dozens Of Seagulls Straight Chillin' On The Pitch At Aussie Soccer Match

These are the highlights of Melbourne Victory's 2-0 win over Wellington Phoenix. More impressive than either goal scored is that the match continued on in the middle of a veritable bird storm, with dozens of gulls just walking on or flitting about the field and players like they owned the place. »11/04/14 6:16pm11/04/14 6:16pm