Soccer Player Catches Idiot On The Field With A Flying Kick To The Face

Most sports fans already know that storming the field of play in anger is A) tacky; B) stupid; and C) dangerous. One particular Honduran fan, unconcerned with those realities, took the pitch wearing what looks like a Santa hat and was dealt a swift, acrobatic kick to the face by a player.
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Drunk Mascot Stumbles Around, Busts His Ass In The Middle Of The Field

It’s hard to be a licensed participant of a sporting event, as Austria Wien’s mascot “Super Leo” is, and still be considered an Idiot On The Field. But for this guy—who is so drunk at the conclusion of a game that he needs help even standing—we’ll make an exception. » 5/05/15 4:17pm 5/05/15 4:17pm

Naked Idiot On The Field Absolutely Flattened By Rugby Player

Of all the sporting events this guy could’ve interrupted by streaking, he chose rugby? The sport that specializes in the body type and love of inflicting pain that the security guys who’d normally hunt down a streaker aspire to emulate? The video is one thing, but the pictures of our newest idiot on the field are even… » 4/28/15 12:26pm 4/28/15 12:26pm

Goat Wants To Be Club's New Goalkeeper; Mean Greeks Cut Short His Tryout

Look, maybe trying out for the team mid-match shows some bad timing on the goat's part, but let my man at least try to make a couple saves. His positioning looks impeccable, and forwards are going to think twice before challenging for balls in the air knowing horns like that are aimed at their ribcage. » 12/05/14 3:51pm 12/05/14 3:51pm

Dozens Of Seagulls Straight Chillin' On The Pitch At Aussie Soccer Match

These are the highlights of Melbourne Victory's 2-0 win over Wellington Phoenix. More impressive than either goal scored is that the match continued on in the middle of a veritable bird storm, with dozens of gulls just walking on or flitting about the field and players like they owned the place. » 11/04/14 6:16pm 11/04/14 6:16pm

The Ballsiest Streaker Photos Ever Captured [NSFW]

It's not often you get photos this pristine of one man's balls (and dong ... we think?). Luckily, photographers on the scene of an Asian Champions League match this weekend were at the ready when this fan ran on the field wearing nothing but his team's scarf and a smile. Here's the above picture uncropped: » 10/27/14 1:06pm 10/27/14 1:06pm