Adam Duritz Receives Birthday Greeting From AARP The Magazine
Counting Crows frontman Adam Duritz, one of the least polarizing and most objectively audio-visually soothing singers in rock 'n' roll history, is a half-century old today. This has attracted the notice of the official magazine for the American Association of Retired Persons, which is far more Twitter-savvy than you'd assume, given that, well, you know.
And so:
No, his shirt doesn't say "Rotund!" But it's close. This is, as noted, simply a Special Birthday Cover, presumably for web-harassment purposes only, as the actual August/September cover star of AARP The Magazine would appear to be... The Dude! Oof! Still, this is quite an honor; as the song goes, "When everybody loves you / You get birthday-trolled by the AARP."
Latest
Six WWE Superstars Who Could Miss WrestleMania 42
Mon Mar 16 2026
Scottie Scheffler Trying to Regain Form Before The Masters
Sun Mar 15 2026
Three NBA Moments Everyone Misunderstood Last Week
Sun Mar 15 2026
Sunday NBA Odds and Betting Picks for March 15th
Sun Mar 15 2026
Latest Betting
- UFC Vegas 114 Betting Preview: Three Best Bets for Fight Night
- Free NBA Picks for March 14: Three Bets to Target
- College Basketball Best Bets: Conference Tournament Semifinal Picks
- MLB Home Run Future Prop Bets: Four Picks to Target This Season
- Thursday NBA Betting Guide: Key Spreads and Totals to Target
- Players Championship Betting Guide: Top Picks, Props, and Odds
- College Basketball Best Bets Today: Kentucky and Texas SEC Tournament Picks

